Lyrics

It was a stormy stormy night

Then the clouds went away

It was an ordinary morning

‘Til I heard my mama say *moan*

CHORUS

My mommy is a mummy
My mommy is a mummy

In came a storm and out came a moan

Now my sweet mommy is a mummy
And she’s quite a sight!

Breakfast was an interesting time
Her coffee dribbled down her bandaged chin
The ride to school put her in the spotlight
Everyone made way for the mummy in the car
I had all day to take in this new reality
certainly it was just a vivid dream
But at pick up time I almost lost my mind
There she was with bandages and all
and a snack for me

She walks with waddle and a bobble in her noddle
There’s a moaning and a groaning as she twaddles on and on

She may cause shock and awe at first glance

But she’ll grace you with a mummy dance